Every Movie I've Ever Seen
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| Title | Genre | Year | Director | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hagazussa | Horror, drama | 2017 | Lukas Feigelfeld | |
| Hail Caesar! | Comedy | 2016 | Joel and Ethan Coen | |
| La Haine | Drama | 1995 | Mathieu Kassovitz | |
| Hairspray | Comedy, musical | 2007 | Adam Shankman | |
| Halloween | Horror | 1978 | John Carpenter | |
| Halloween III: Season of the Witch | Horror, science fiction | 1982 | Tommy Lee Wallace | Hot take, I love this movie. I like it more than the first Halloween. It's more interesting and more creative than hiding from Michael Myers, I love the Silver Shamrock song, I love the masks, I love the wacko Stonehenge shit. Great movie, severely underrated. |
| The Happening | Science fiction, horror | 2008 | M. Night Shyamalan | |
| Happily N'ever After | Comedy, fantasy, animation | 2006 | Paul J. Bolger | |
| Hardware | Science fiction, horror | 1990 | Richard Stanley | |
| Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone | Fantasy, family | 2001 | Chris Columbus | |
| Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets | Fantasy, family | 2002 | Chris Columbus | |
| Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban | Fantasy, family | 2004 | Alfonso Cuaron | |
| Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire | Fantasy, family | 2005 | Mike Newell | |
| Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix | Fantasy, adventure | 2007 | David Yates | |
| Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince | Fantasy, adventure | 2009 | David Yates | |
| Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part 1 | Fantasy, adventure | 2010 | David Yates | |
| Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part 2 | Fantasy, adventure | 2011 | David Yates | |
| Harvey | Comedy | 1950 | Henry Koster | |
| The Haunted Mansion | Horror, comedy, family | 2003 | Rob Minkoff | Underrated!! Incredible set design, a simple, straightforward plot, good directing, super spooky atmosphere. This movie fully captures the tone and the feeling of the ride and it needs more love; this is a perfect Halloween movie. |
| Haunted Mansion | Horror, comedy, family | 2023 | Justin Simien | Man, this is a seriously uncreative, anti-funny, boring, soulless nothing of a movie. For real, do not bother. Watch the Eddie Murphy one instead, that movie has so much atmosphere and amazing sets and a coherent plot that makes sense and doesn't meander all over the fucking place. |
| Heathers | Dark comedy | 1989 | Michael Lehmann | |
| Heavy Metal | Animation, science fiction | 1981 | Gerald Potterton | |
| Hellboy | Action, fantasy | 2004 | Guillermo del Toro | The fucking G.O.A.T., Hellboy rules and this movie rules. Guillermo at the top of his game, the actors are all killing it, spectacular effects work and puppeteering and costuming -- it's kind of a perfect movie. |
| Hellboy 2: The Golden Army | Action, fantasy | 2008 | Guillermo del Toro | |
| Hellboy | Action, horror | 2019 | Neil Marshall | This movie is a fucking chore to watch. It's so mean-spirited and miserable; everybody in this movie hates each other, the plot is terrible, death and gore are treated with as much reverence as on Rick and Morty, which in particular made me feel genuinely depressed and disturbed by the giant demons (which do have admittedly amazing designs) just slaughtering innocent people like bugs. It's kind of a feat of unenjoyable filmmaking. |
| Hellboy: Blood and Iron | Action, fantasy, animation | 2007 | Victor Cook, Tad Stones | |
| Hell House, LLC | Found footage horror | 2015 | Stephen Cognetti | |
| Hell House, LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel | Found footage horror | 2018 | Stephen Cognetti | |
| Hell House, LLC III: Lake of Fire | Found footage horror | 2019 | Stephen Cognetti | |
| Hellraiser | Horror | 1987 | Clive Barker | |
| Hellraiser | Horror | 2022 | David Bruckner | This movie is kind of just pointless. It's not scary in any way, it doesn't further the mythology of Hellraiser at all, and seriously gives me no interest for a potential sequel. There's like a hundred Hellraiser movies, go watch one of those instead. |
| Henry V | Drama | 1989 | Kenneth Branagh | |
| Hercules | Fantasy, adventure, musical,family, animation | 1997 | John Musker, Ron Clements | |
| Hercules in New York | Comedy | 1970 | Arthur Allen Seidelman | Masterpiece. 10 outta 10, perfect. Absolute kino shit. You've got Arnold Schwarzenegger in his first movie role ever, playing Hercules banished to wander filthy 1970 New York City with a little old Jewish pretzel seller named Pretzie, who convinces him to get into wrestling for money. I love this fucking movie, he wrestles a guy in a bear suit in Central Park and there's an effete gay Hades and in the scenes on Mount Olympus YOU CAN HEAR CARS DRIVING BY THE SET. Give it all the Oscars forever, past and present. |
| Hereditary | Horror | 2018 | Ari Aster | The piano wire shot will haunt me forever. |
| High Anxiety | Comedy | 1977 | Mel Brooks | |
| Highlander | Fantasy, action, adventure | 1987 | Russell Mulcahy | |
| Highlander: Endgame | Fantasy, action, adventure | 2000 | Doug Aarniokoski | |
| High Noon | Western | 1952 | Stanley Kramer | |
| History of the World Part I | Comedy | 1981 | Mel Brooks | |
| Hitch | Romance, comedy | 2005 | Andy Tennant | |
| The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy | Science fiction, comedy | 2005 | Garth Jennings | |
| The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey | Fantasy, adventure | 2012 | Peter Jackson | |
| The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug | Fantasy, adventure | 2013 | Peter Jackson | |
| The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies | Fantasy, adventure | 2014 | Peter Jackson | |
| The Hole in the Ground | Fantasy, horror | 2019 | Lee Cronin | |
| Holiday in Handcuffs | Romance, comedy, holiday | 2007 | Ron Underwood | |
| Holly Star | Romance, holiday | 2018 | Michael A. Nickles | |
| Home Alone | Comedy, holiday, family | 1990 | Chris Columbus | |
| Home Alone 2: Lost in New York | Comedy, family | 199 | Chris Columbus | |
| Home Alone 3 | Comedy | 1997 | Raja Gosnell | |
| Home Movie | Found footage horror | 2008 | Christopher Denham | |
| Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey | Adventure, family | 1993 | Duwayne Dunham | |
| Homeward Bound: Lost in San Francisco | Adventure, family | 1996 | David R. Ellis | |
| Honey, I Blew Up the Kid | Comedy, science fiction | 1992 | Randal Kleiser | |
| Honey, I Shrunk the Kids | Comedy, science fiction | 1989 | Joe Johnston | |
| Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves | Comedy, science fiction | 1997 | Dean Cundey | |
| Hook | Fantasy, adventure, family | 1991 | Steven Spielberg | |
| Horror in the High Desert | Found footage horror | 2021 | Dutch Marich | |
| Horror in the High Desert 2: Minerva | Found footage horror | 2023 | Dutch Marich | |
| Horsemen | Crime, thriller | 2009 | Jonas Åkerlund | |
| Horton Hears a Who | Family, animation | 2008 | Jimmy Hayward, Steve Martino | |
| The Host | Horror | 2006 | Bong Joon-Ho | |
| The Host | Science fiction, action, romance | 2013 | Andrew Niccol | |
| Hotel Rwanda | Drama | 2004 | Terry George | |
| Hotel Transylvania | Family, animation | 2012 | Genndy Tartakovsky | |
| Hotel Transylvania 2 | Family, animation | 2015 | Genndy Tartakovsky | |
| Hotel Transylvania 3 | Family, animation | 2018 | Genndy Tartakovsky | |
| Hot Fuzz | Comedy, mystery | 2007 | Edgar Wright | |
| Hot Tub Time Machine | Comedy | 2010 | Steve Pink | |
| House | Horror, comedy | 1985 | Steve Miner | |
| The House | Animation, horror | 2022 | Emma de Swaef, Marc James Roels, Niki Lindroth von Bahr, Paloma Baeza | |
| The House of the Devil | Horror | 2009 | Ti West | |
| House on Haunted Hill | Horror | 1959 | William Castle | |
| Howard the Duck Science fiction | 1986 | Willard Hyuck | ||
| How to Eat Fried Worms | Family, comedy | 2006 | Bob Dolman | |
| How the Grinch Stole Christmas | Family, comedy, holiday | 2000 | Ron Howard | |
| Howl's Moving Castle | Fantasy, animation | 2004 | Hayao Miyazaki | |
| How to be a Serial Killer | Dark comedy, crime | 2008 | Luke Ricci | |
| Hud | Drama | 1963 | Martin Ritt | |
| Hugo | Family, fantasy | 2011 | Martin Scorsese | |
| The Hunger Games | Action, adventure | 2012 | Gary Ross | |
| The Hunger Games: Catching Fire | Action, adventure | 2013 | Francis Lawrence | |
| The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, part 1 | Action, adventure | 2014 | Francis Lawrence | The best part of this movie is watching Katniss coldly shoot down a helicopter so that it perfectly crashes down on a packed refugee hospital, which explodes as she turns to Natalie Dormer's camera crew and says "LOOK WHAT THE CAPITAL DID TO THIS HOSPITAL." |
| The Hunchback of Notre Dame | Animation, family, drama, musical | 1996 | Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise | |
| The Hunchback of Notre Dame II | Animation, family | 2002 | Bradley Raymond | |
| Hush | Horror | 2016 | Mike Flanagan |